超级搞笑英语谚语
11/27/2006 1:45:00 PM (#401557)
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都不结婚,但一旦结了婚很难再聪明起来。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要暗房来冲洗(发展)。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
有梦想才有未来,所以去睡觉吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思啊!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情观看。
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多; 知道的越多,忘记的越多;忘记的越多,知道的越少:那还学什么劲儿?
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11/27/2006 3:38:00 PM (#6783324)
我胖吗级别:52
来自:(广东) 江门
诞生:9/12/2005
有意思的帖子
11/30/2006 11:52:00 AM (#6799225)
11/30/2006 12:25:00 PM (#6799470)
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
12/1/2006 10:52:00 AM (#6805539)
12/1/2006 11:08:00 AM (#6805657)
龙吟虎啸级别:47
来自:(广西) 南宁
诞生:6/28/2006
不错啊
12/1/2006 11:44:00 AM (#6805966)
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1/19/2007 12:59:00 AM (#7365588)
欧泊级别:17
来自:上海
诞生:11/3/2004
好玩
1/19/2007 3:16:00 AM (#7367536)
8/25/2008 8:25:00 PM (#10544778)
stoney级别:30
来自:(广东) 惠州
诞生:6/16/2006
8/25/2008 11:35:00 PM (#10547195)
manone级别:62
来自:(广东) 广州
诞生:7/8/2005
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
8/26/2008 1:19:00 AM (#10548478)
八风不动级别:36
来自:(新加坡) 新加坡
诞生:8/4/2005
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
就是不结婚~~~~
8/26/2008 9:49:00 AM (#10553690)
微胖中年级别:23
来自:(广东) 深圳
诞生:3/26/2006
好棒的帖
顶起来
8/26/2008 10:15:00 AM (#10554061)
中年的方胜级别:59
来自:(广东) 广州
诞生:10/3/2006
支持一下
8/27/2008 2:01:00 AM (#10565527)
若雨级别:99
来自:(广东) 广州
诞生:2/15/2005
有意思~
8/27/2008 2:03:00 AM (#10565544)
若雨级别:99
来自:(广东) 广州
诞生:2/15/2005
学习点再说~
8/27/2008 2:24:00 AM (#10565757)
後來级别:50
来自:(广东) 江门
诞生:3/1/2008
good
8/27/2008 4:24:00 AM (#10566816)
8/27/2008 4:28:00 AM (#10566844)
8/27/2008 6:44:00 AM (#10567552)
8/27/2008 7:38:00 AM (#10568112)
Macro级别:30
来自:(广东) 河源
诞生:2/21/2005
不错,哈哈
8/27/2008 12:47:00 PM (#10572041)
8/27/2008 1:13:00 PM (#10572424)
9/1/2008 9:00:00 PM (#10647078)
9/1/2008 10:39:00 PM (#10648107)
爱老熊级别:81
来自:(广东) 汕头
诞生:11/22/2005
这是中国人发明的吗
9/22/2008 3:39:00 PM (#10874116)
9/22/2008 4:50:00 PM (#10874465)
亲你一口级别:24
来自:(广东) 广州
诞生:3/31/2008
搞笑!
11/5/2008 9:26:00 AM (#11128143)
学习了
3/27/2009 9:36:00 PM (#12034349)
多谢介绍哦,辛苦了……
4/7/2009 10:03:00 PM (#12101511)
小岳和风级别:38
来自:(湖南) 岳阳
诞生:2/17/2005
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parry级别:11
来自:(广东) 云浮
诞生:7/8/2010
每逢佳节倍思亲
10/16/2010 7:58:00 AM (#14020882)
候鸟天河级别:17
来自:(广东) 广州
诞生:8/19/2009
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多; 知道的越多,忘记的越多;忘记的越多,知道的越少:那还学什么劲儿?
加菲猫里面的台词。
10/18/2010 1:25:00 AM (#14026562)
10/18/2010 1:26:00 AM (#14026564)
10/18/2010 1:26:00 AM (#14026565)
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候鸟天河级别:17
来自:(广东) 广州
诞生:8/19/2009
加菲猫的话,不过蛮经典的。
11/12/2010 12:30:00 PM (#14092224)
微风轻拂级别:99
来自:(广东) 深圳
诞生:11/7/2006
有意思
11/16/2010 3:43:00 PM (#14102283)
风雨同行级别:33
来自:(广东) 韶关
诞生:3/3/2005
有意思
12/23/2011 3:05:00 AM (#14960904)